Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it.Just sayin.

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ADDED BENEFITSOur janitor got fired for licking toilet seats and chewing on girls' discarded tampons. Make s ...

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Poor Jeff, he thought he was gonna get laid, instead he's getting bitched at the whole hike

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There's something about Trump's signature, I klan't quite put my finger on it...There's no t because it's burning on the ...

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WANNA WHOLE LOTTA LOVE...Robert Plant pledged a pack of potent passion,Promised plenty, pushed with primal fashion.Gav ...

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Find yourself a girl who gets this enthusiastic about giving head.

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Hey lukepbeasley and adammocklerr is that his dick?Asking for a friend.

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Leavitt's flabby cheese arms are giving this dude a semi

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REPUBLICANS: "Thank God them tariffs is included and I don't have to pay extry fer them..."???MeidasTouch meis ...

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